Toss up between shitty and awesome via Shitty_Car_Mods

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits of of mountainsides. They crave that mineral.
Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!
“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
JESUS FUCK
Playing with a platypus.
> I just realized my mind has still not really come to terms with the existence of the Platypus.
IT’S SUCH A CUTE WATER PUPPY
I have seen one when swimming, and I consider myself super lucky because they are shy and only swim in super clean water.
I didn’t know they were so small and they wiggle their legs just like puppies!!!
Lana
WHAT THE FUCK
DUDE
YOUR MAKEUP SKILLS ARE OFF THE HOOK!
GOOD FUCKING JOB MAN
I AM IMPRESSEDDanger zone
Does he know that there’s this building called Trump Tower that he can actually go there and he could do this until he felt like a hero? And there’s also this place called 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue where he could go and he could launch like a box of dicks. Or even a bag of dicks. I would just love to follow the guy and see where is he throwing these dicks next




